Monday 27 February 2012

My top 5 favourite things to bitch about

I bitch. I bitch and I bitch, and I bitch.
Like Dr House, I have two philosophies about humanity in general: "Everybody lies" and "People are idiots".

5. Noise.
I hate noise. Hate it. Most of it is pretty unnescessary as well, I think that's what's bothering me the most. That someone could have avoided waking me up at night, but couldn't be bothered.

4. Illness.
I am a pretty sick person, physically. I have a crappy immune-system, the joints of a 60-year-old, and enough allergies to fit the stereotype "nerd" perfectly. And, I must admit, I bitch about it alot.

3. Spelling.
Like I've mentioned before, I find spelling below your capability to be extremely lazy and rude, and almost nothing annoys me more than people who just can't be bothered to even try. Unless there's a timed bomb next to you, those one-and-a-half seconds you lose by typing out the words fully won't do you any good.

2. Teenagers.
Their clothes are crap, their music is crap, they spell like crap, and they treat those around them like crap. Their world consists of black and white, hate and love, and durrrrrraaama.
They act like children because their brains haven't fully grown yet, and still, they insist on being treated like adults.
Don't tell me not to be condescending if you can't talk to me like you're an adult!

1. Human behaviour.
Woooow, didn't see that coming, did you?
Like Sheldon Cooper and so many misfit nerds before him, human behaviour tends to baffle and repulse me, and I find social conventions intimidating, exessive and intriguing. I love love LOVE to bitch about why humans do this and that, and I never get any wiser.